Sunday, April 01, 2012

"The Government's Forced Marriage Unit"

I think it's safe to say that if your government has a "Forced Marriage Unit"

1. You can start forcing people to obey your country's original laws or leave

2. You have WAAAAY too much government.

5 comments:

Just1X said...

They've got waaaay too many things to distract us proles from.

No ideas, no policies, no clues, no power (it's gone to europe)

look at da shiny shiny (waves bunch of eys)

Rick Caird said...

Hmmm, if the government can force you to buy health insurance and if the government can force you to buy broccoli, can it also force you to get married and have children to support you when you get older?

Dave said...

KNOCK, KNOCK!!
-Who's there?
-Aaron Clary, this is Officer William Bennett of the Forced Marriage Unit. As you know, the government can no longer afford to feed and house millions of single mothers. You have five minutes to come out wearing something decent before we drive you to the courthouse to meet your new wife and children...

Rachel & Robert said...

Did nobody read the article he linked to? The forced marriage unit is a criminal investigative unit that pursues people forcing 5 year old girls into arranged marriages. Sounds like they have a problem with too much multiculturalism.

amcz said...

I read the article, but it's funnier to assume the unit forces people into marriage.