Wednesday, December 07, 2011

English Degrees are Worthless

Apparently I need to address this, because you would think that it would be obvious why you should never major in English, but millions of idiotic youth do every year, so hopefully I can save some of you kiddies from making the same mistake.

YOU ALREADY SPEAK ENGLISH!

WTF????

You need to pay somebody $75,000 in tuition to learn how to speak it "real good" or something?

No job prospects, no employment opportunities. It's the coward's way through college.

Before you blow all your parents money on a worthless degree, maybe you could spend a couple bucks on this first?

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