Saturday, April 10, 2010

Ready the Vomit Bags



I promise that I will remain a male, defend my loved ones with my life, destroy enemies that threaten my loved ones, be charming and charismatic towards you, support myself, and work out and stay in shape. And if that ain't good enough for you, then I'm sure one of those lovely men above are available for courtship.

In the meantime, here's an alternative.



Now, on a serious note, ladies, who would you rather date? The guys above of the guy below? Make your responses in the comments section, and I shall make a chart.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

On the plus side all the Eunichs, in the video won't be able to breed. On the minus side, some guys will say anything if they think it's foreplay.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck was that !!!

Sonny Ortega said...

A reply I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDYVNK-4ag

Gatmando said...

This should be the standard reply to any of these 'men':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC62WgREj6E

Anonymous said...

The spineless assholes in the first video did an amazing job of suppressing their french accents!! The guy in the second video only has a partial spine. One positive I can see in all of this is they'll be the first ones taken out when the shit hits the fan. Hope I'm lucky enough to witness some if it!

imthepresident said...

I believe the video was satirical.

Ping Jockey said...

I HOPE the video was satirical! Ugh!

If not, then these manginas are the perfect example of what some really desperate betas are driven to do, giving everything that modern, empowered, man-hating feminists endlessly demand in the (vain) hope that women will "like" them.
I myself am nowhere close to being an Alpha, but I am damned if I will apologize for my mere existence as a male, nor will I apologize for the acts of what happened before in history that didn't personally involve myself. If some female can't handle that or is offended, tough! I wasn't born to cater to their needs or sensitivities!
As for these 'males' (I won't call these casterati 'men'), they remind me of the appeasers of the 1930's that didn't (or couldn't) stand up to the Nazis, and gave in time after time, in the false hope that the Nazi thugs could ever be satisfied.
Can't people EVER learn from history?

Anonymous said...

Umm...the second video was satire you guys.

Anonymous said...

After the collapse comes, these men should be shot to protect others from their insanity and to be put out of their misery.

Must pull trigger. This one would be a no brainer...

Jonathan Manor said...

Who the fuck are these guys to apologize for my actions!