Thursday, July 08, 2010

Upcoming Seminar

This is your Captain speaking-

Akin to my "capitalism vs. socialism" speech I did a year ago, this year I put together a new seminar titled "Crusaderism."

Do not let the title bore you or fool you. It is pretty much another high quality Cappy Cap classic that I would even say is more important than the previous speech.

THat being said I need to distribute it as far and wide as possible. Obviously it will go on You Tube, but if anybody wants a DVD copy mailed to them for reproduction purposes or perhaps to give a gift to a liberal in the hopes of convincing them before its too late, let me know.

You are now free to move about the cabin.

4 comments:

Baron Metzengerstein said...

Somehow I wonder about the similarities between the knights who repulsed Muslim ambitions in the medieval era and progressives today...

Well, ok, King Louis in France and King Edward in England did tax their citizens a great deal in order to fund their crusades... and did put some Italian banks out of business by lending more than they could repay, and declaring said Italians PNGed from their country by royal edict when it came time to pay...

Still... somehow I don't want to associate medieval warfare (something cool) with liberals & progressives...

Anonymous said...

Ok, so what is Crusaderism?

ShreyasKaptan said...

Yay! Three cheers for the Captain!

Anonymous said...

Anon, I think the Captain defines crusaderism as falsely believing you are some sort of messiah and that you have to protect people from whatever ill there is in the world, even if they don't want to be "saved". This includes taxing the crap out of the rich and middle classes and "giving" it to the poor, saving people from the ills of basically every social issue (gay marriage, drug use, etc.)no one agrees on, and a whole lot more.